Post by Lemur, The Kool-Aid Guy on Dec 21, 2011 11:52:03 GMT -5
Name: Dark Helmet
Race: Human
Age: 34
Height: 5' 4"
Weight: 135 lbs
Appearance:
Personality: There's two sides to every Schwartz, Dark Helmet has the dark side.
Birth place:
Faction: Spaceballs
Rank: Dark Lord of the Spaceballs
Previous Faction:
Previous Rank:
Bio: Planet Spaceball, led by President Skroob, has wasted all of its air. Skroob schemes to steal air from the planet Druidia by kidnapping the daughter of King Roland, Princess Vespa, on the day of her pre-arranged wedding to the narcoleptic Prince Valium. Skroob sends Dark Helmet to complete this task with Spaceball One, an impossibly huge ship helmed by Colonel Sandurz. Before they can arrive, Vespa herself abandons her marriage and flees the planet along with her Droid of Honor, Dot Matrix, in her personal spaceship.
King Roland contacts the mercenary Captain Lone Starr and his mawg (half-man, half-dog) sidekick, Barf, offering a lucrative reward to retrieve Vespa before she is captured. Lone Starr readily accepts, as he is in major debt with the space gangster Pizza the Hutt. Lone Starr and Barf, in their Winnebago space ship, reach Vespa before Spaceball One, and escape into hyperspace. Running out of fuel, they crash on the nearby desert "Moon of Vega", and find their way to a cave occupied by the wise old Yogurt. Yogurt introduces Lone Starr to the power of "The Schwartz". Yogurt also introduces the audience to the film's merchandising campaign, which becomes prevalent throughout the film henceforth. During their respite, Lone Starr and Vespa begin to flirt, but Vespa insists she can only become married to a prince.
Spaceball One, by breaking the fourth wall, has been able to track down Lone Starr, capture Vespa, and return with her to the planet Spaceball. The Spaceballs threaten to torture Vespa, forcing Roland to give over the code to the shield that protects Druidia. Dark Helmet takes Spaceball One to Druidia, and transforms the ship into Mega Maid, a giant robotic maid with a vacuum cleaner that begins sucking the air from the planet. Lone Starr, with Yogurt's help in repairing his ship and training in the Schwartz, races to the planet Spaceball to rescue Vespa, and then returns to Druidia, using the Schwartz to reverse the robot's sucking action and returning the air to the planet. Lone Starr and his allies enter the Mega Maid to attempt to destroy the robot. Lone Starr is forced to fight against Dark Helmet near the ship's self-destruct button, and manages to best him, causing Dark Helmet to accidentally strike the button himself. Lone Starr and his friends escape the ship, while Skroob, Dark Helmet, and Colonel Sandurz fail to reach any escape pods in time, and are left stranded aboard the robot's head as the robot explodes. They land on a nearby planet, much to the regret of its ape population.
Lone Starr returns Vespa to Druidia, but quietly leaves with enough of the reward to pay for fuel, his debt to Pizza nullified from Pizza's death. As Lone Starr stops to refuel, he gets a final message from Yogurt that he is actually a prince. Lone Starr arrives in time to stop Vespa's marriage, announcing himself as a prince, and he and Vespa are quickly married.
Lightsaber: Magic glowing stick
Color: green
Practiced Lightsaber forms:
Shii-Cho 5
Makashi 5
Soresu 7
Ataru 12
Shien / Djem So 24
>>Sub-form Backhanded
Niman
>>Sub-form Jar-kai, or Dual Wield 42
Juyo 5
Double Bladed Combat
Schwartz-Sensitive Abilities or practices:
Telekinetic: 10
Telepathic: 10
Body: 10
Sense: 10
Protection: 10
Healing: 10
Destruction: 10
Specialized Skills:
Attributes:
Physical Strength: 4
Intelligence: 6
Speed: 5
Leadership: 10
Unarmed: 5
Melee Weapons: 5
Ranged Weapons: 5
Schwartz Attunement: -7
RP Sample:
Race: Human
Age: 34
Height: 5' 4"
Weight: 135 lbs
Appearance:
Personality: There's two sides to every Schwartz, Dark Helmet has the dark side.
Birth place:
Faction: Spaceballs
Rank: Dark Lord of the Spaceballs
Previous Faction:
Previous Rank:
Bio: Planet Spaceball, led by President Skroob, has wasted all of its air. Skroob schemes to steal air from the planet Druidia by kidnapping the daughter of King Roland, Princess Vespa, on the day of her pre-arranged wedding to the narcoleptic Prince Valium. Skroob sends Dark Helmet to complete this task with Spaceball One, an impossibly huge ship helmed by Colonel Sandurz. Before they can arrive, Vespa herself abandons her marriage and flees the planet along with her Droid of Honor, Dot Matrix, in her personal spaceship.
King Roland contacts the mercenary Captain Lone Starr and his mawg (half-man, half-dog) sidekick, Barf, offering a lucrative reward to retrieve Vespa before she is captured. Lone Starr readily accepts, as he is in major debt with the space gangster Pizza the Hutt. Lone Starr and Barf, in their Winnebago space ship, reach Vespa before Spaceball One, and escape into hyperspace. Running out of fuel, they crash on the nearby desert "Moon of Vega", and find their way to a cave occupied by the wise old Yogurt. Yogurt introduces Lone Starr to the power of "The Schwartz". Yogurt also introduces the audience to the film's merchandising campaign, which becomes prevalent throughout the film henceforth. During their respite, Lone Starr and Vespa begin to flirt, but Vespa insists she can only become married to a prince.
Spaceball One, by breaking the fourth wall, has been able to track down Lone Starr, capture Vespa, and return with her to the planet Spaceball. The Spaceballs threaten to torture Vespa, forcing Roland to give over the code to the shield that protects Druidia. Dark Helmet takes Spaceball One to Druidia, and transforms the ship into Mega Maid, a giant robotic maid with a vacuum cleaner that begins sucking the air from the planet. Lone Starr, with Yogurt's help in repairing his ship and training in the Schwartz, races to the planet Spaceball to rescue Vespa, and then returns to Druidia, using the Schwartz to reverse the robot's sucking action and returning the air to the planet. Lone Starr and his allies enter the Mega Maid to attempt to destroy the robot. Lone Starr is forced to fight against Dark Helmet near the ship's self-destruct button, and manages to best him, causing Dark Helmet to accidentally strike the button himself. Lone Starr and his friends escape the ship, while Skroob, Dark Helmet, and Colonel Sandurz fail to reach any escape pods in time, and are left stranded aboard the robot's head as the robot explodes. They land on a nearby planet, much to the regret of its ape population.
Lone Starr returns Vespa to Druidia, but quietly leaves with enough of the reward to pay for fuel, his debt to Pizza nullified from Pizza's death. As Lone Starr stops to refuel, he gets a final message from Yogurt that he is actually a prince. Lone Starr arrives in time to stop Vespa's marriage, announcing himself as a prince, and he and Vespa are quickly married.
Lightsaber: Magic glowing stick
Color: green
Practiced Lightsaber forms:
Shii-Cho 5
Makashi 5
Soresu 7
Ataru 12
Shien / Djem So 24
>>Sub-form Backhanded
Niman
>>Sub-form Jar-kai, or Dual Wield 42
Juyo 5
Double Bladed Combat
Schwartz-Sensitive Abilities or practices:
Telekinetic: 10
Telepathic: 10
Body: 10
Sense: 10
Protection: 10
Healing: 10
Destruction: 10
Specialized Skills:
Attributes:
Physical Strength: 4
Intelligence: 6
Speed: 5
Leadership: 10
Unarmed: 5
Melee Weapons: 5
Ranged Weapons: 5
Schwartz Attunement: -7
RP Sample:
