Assassin Creed 1 (Star Wars Version o.o)

[xavier]

The Desert planet of Tatooine. The hot sand and the windy air. Horrible to hear someone but perfect to commit a crime. He was Mos Eisley. Drexl walked towards his target. He was standing by himself all alone. So much excitement filled up inside Drexl as he approached even closer. He readied his Blade for when he reached the target. It was a Dark Jedi that wasn't paying any attention at all and seemed to be unarmed. As he finally was behind his target he jumped with a cry that could of alerted a Bantha.

"What the--"Were the Dark Jedi's last words before he was smashed in the head with a Blade.

Drexl took the Blade off the Dark Jedi's head and wiped it with his hand to clean it. He looked up to see people were looking straight at him with frightend eyes.

"Well? Go about your buisness!" He said waving his hand in a threatning moion.

All the Civilians walked away. Drexl put the body on a wall and left it there for it to dry away with the Sand. He walked back to a Cantina and ordered some Flameouts.

[Zaine]

I'm sorry, I needed to do this though. No claims on any of this

Now this is a story
all about how my life
got flipped, turned upside down
Now I'd like to take a minute
just sit right there
I'll tell you how i became the prince of a town called Mos Eisley

In west Anchorhead
born and raised
near the cantina is where I spent
most of my days
chilling out, maxing,
relaxing all cool
and shooting some Star-ball
outside of the cantina
when a couple of guys
who were up to no good
started making trouble in the neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
and said "You're moving
with your auntie and uncle in Mos Eisley!"

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my case and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my T-visor on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

First class, yo this is bad
Drinking jawa juice out of an Andoan wine glass.
Is this what the people of Mos Eisley living like?
Hmmmmm, this might be alright.

But wait, I hear the prissy, booze, whine, all that
Is this the type of place that they should send this cool Spukama?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Mos Eisley

Well uh, the shuttle landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a guard standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet.
I just got here!
I sprang with the quickness, like lightening disappeared

I whistled for a guy on a speeder and when he came near
The back said fresh and it had dice on the handlebars!
If anything I can say is that this speeder bike was rare
But I thought 'Man forget it' - 'Yo home to Mos Eisley!'

I pulled up to the house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the Speederie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked to my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Mos Eisley

Well I walked to the bar a few minutes later
A dark jedi got knifed and I said
"Don't be a hater!"
The man looked at me and then he ordered a drink
I'm gonna go check out the sand-skating rink!




I'm sorry. I just had to do this.