Who represents you?

[Croaky]

Everyone's an idiot exept me, oh well. Plus, noone likes gaston. i mean, cummon!

[10Tickler]

Gaston?

[A®heim]

It has been scientifically proven that I am not an idiot Croaky.

and neither is Ford, he's actually very smart if not very strange.

Who's Gaston?

[10Tickler]

Put the ANGRY face on the Guy

[Croaky]

I hated gaston so much, then i learned to hate disney as a whole. I shall bring it dwn.

[10Tickler]

BUT THE SHOOPED IMAGE?

[Croaky]

The shooped image is pretty funhny.

[10Tickler]

And how can you not Like Gaston?


I mean...C'Mon, Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Gaston
Looking so down in the dumps
Ev'ry guy here'd love to be you, Gaston
Even when taking your lumps
There's no man in town as admired as you
You're ev'ryone's favorite guy
Ev'ryone's awed and inspired by you
And it's not very hard to see why
No one's slick as Gaston
No one's quick as Gaston
No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston's
For there's no man in town half as manly
Perfect, a pure paragon!
You can ask any Tom, Dick or Stanley
And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on
Lefou and Chorus:
No one's been like Gaston
A king pin like Gaston
LeFou:
No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston
Gaston:
As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating!
Lefou and Chorus:
My what a guy, that Gaston!
Give five "hurrahs!"
Give twelve "hip-hips!"
LeFou:
Gaston is the best
And the rest is all drips
Chorus:
No one fights like Gaston
Douses lights like Gaston
LeFou:
In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston!
Bimbettes:
For there's no one as burly and brawny
Gaston:
As you see I've got biceps to spare
LeFou:
Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny
Gaston:
That's right!
And ev'ry last inch of me's covered with hair
Chorus:
No one hits like Gaston
Matches wits like Gaston
LeFou:
In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston
Gaston:
I'm espcially good at expectorating!
Ptoooie!
Chorus:
Ten points for Gaston!
Gaston:
When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs
Ev'ry morning to help me get large
And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs
So I'm roughly the size of a barge!
Chorus:
Oh, ahhh, wow!
My what a guy, that Gaston!
No one shoots like Gaston
Makes those beauts like Gaston
LeFou:
Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Gaston
Gaston:
I use antlers in all of my decorating!
Chorus:
My what a guy,
Gaston!

[seraphimxix]

That Gaston's a cool guy. He punches midgets and doesn't afraid of anything.

[10Tickler]

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[Croaky]

This must be what going mad feels like.

[10Tickler]

Maybe a Little

[.:Falcon:.]

Oh my. Ok...I think I'm insane now. Welcome to Insanity Central everyone. Anyway...

I incorporate many peoples. I am Mara Jade in part of my personality, Belle in another, and I think I have some Giselle in there too. B'Elanna Torres from Star Trek also describes me.

Yes, everything equates to Star Wars, Star Trek, or Disney in my mind. The last is a curse bestowed upon me by my brothers& sisters. There's 6 of them. They love Disney, hence they are.

[Meira]

I didn't see this movie until it came out on HBO, but apparently everyone I know went and saw it in theaters. These people then, one by one, felt the need to call me and tell me how Juno not only talks, walks, and acts just like me, but that the actress "looks so much like [me] it's freaky!!!"

[10Tickler]

Lawl!