Ocelot's Merc Crew

[Talau the Ever-Lurking]

Rem: I take offense to that

anyway, on a different note....

no clue on a new job....and Rem doesn't really have much to say on the old thread.

maybe instead of an actual mission, we just head off somewhere to check up on a potential job, but the whole thing goes to hell in a handbasket?

*show up*

*contact for job not there*

*someone/something shows up and causes problems (another merc crew maybe?)*

*turns out we've been set up*

*lots of issues and have to head for the hills*

I dunno....just a thought, sucky as it is

[Grawn]

I like the piss off a Hutt lord thing.

I will liek pew pew and he be all...Niba waba wookie nipple pinchy...

Lulz

[Jace]

I also like the pissed off Hutt lord thing.

cause then teh hutt will all be liek bantha poojooo

[Dire Wolf]

lol

'n' he will b leik

"No wanna ban grrobbo SOLO hohoho!"

[Grawn]

It has been settled then!

We shall piss off a giant slug d00d.

Give meh salt, ill go first.

[Squee]

I'll make sure to get you a giant napkin, a fork and knife, and bread for you then, Arc.

[Grawn]

i didnt plan to eat him Squee! Salt is bad for deh slugs, make deh sizzle and cringe in agony!

Its right up my alley dont you know? But your a thinker, i like that!

I wouldnt mind some bread though >_> with butter, kthx BFF4lyfe. Wolf you've been replaced.

[Squee]

D'awww... poor Wolfie...

He's not replaced in my life, though.

Butter? Oh, come on, the slug will sizzle down into a pool of what could probably be acidic waste. You can put that on your bread! xD

[Grawn]

Your so right, acidic slime does leave a rather delightful feeling in my throat as it burns through my flesh...


Excellent...

[Squee]

Well, if you want a decent, gourmet meal, you just have a burn a few throats out.

-sigh- I'll go get the mechanical replacements, the dope, and the few odds and ends so I can attach your head back to your shoulders.

Warning: Acidic slug slime may lead to decapitation whether you intended it or not.

[Grawn]

Does this mean ill get to talk like Vader!?

And please put my head on right...i know your evil mischievous ways -.-!

[Jace]

THE DRAMA!

Anyways after some talking with Jenno, we will be pissing off the same Hutt that Lash has, so we can set up a situation where we can interact with that crew later.

[Latus]

Damn my lacking of computerz. But I'm back now. Lets have at that slug!

And my two cents about a plot. We have outlaws-a-plenty on this ship. A bounty hunter or bounty hunters might serve to solidify the crew's trust to each other. How, I dont know; its just an idea.

[Dire Wolf]

Well.... we could have a bounty hunter involved in the plot somehow?

I mean... you can't tell me that there aren't Bounty Hunters on Tatooine... a hutt controlled planet... you probably wouldn't be able to swing a dead cat without hitting 10 or 20

[Necro Stormborn]

Dire... as long as I'm there.... no Bounty hunter is going to step near you guys. Being one of the top bounty hunters, if not the top has its perks... its called respect, spelled "Stay the F#$% out of my way"... and that should get you wherever you need. lol.

But yeh... have fun with the slug... though i don't know how my char will take it, seeing as the slugs give him lots of work ( though he is mostly given missions from the Garbas consortium so... we'll see...) So yeh.. im all for it.... point and click my friends.

[Dire Wolf]

Well, Necro, I would surmise that we would be splitting into groups... and I am not one hundred percent sure that everyone would know that Jorgun has fallen in with Ocelot's ilk just yet... but yeah, I see whatcha mean xD

[Grawn]

You know Arc pissed off more then a few people back in his day as a freelancer...its all in the bio, could be some possibilities.

Revenge is a bitch eh? Well unless i have the gun, then u better start barking.


But if were going after the Hutt, my dual wielded salt shakers will be moar den enuff for to battle such a fiend!

[Squee]

Melody will be VERY sure to keep Arc's back so he doesn't get shot when he attacks the sllug with salt.

Melody: Have fun with that. -leans to Squee- I knew there could be fellas more deranged than I on this ship.

Nonsense, Mel! He just likes the killing part. You like falling about and getting your ass dirty.

Melody: ... Better to laugh at the sky than the ground, I always say.

... >_>

[Grawn]

Arc: -.-' Can i shoot her?

No.

Down deep...deep...deep...bring lights...deep....and a drill, deep down, Arc is an alright person. Its all that...not love and shizz, doesnt make him a nice person. D00d just needs a hugzor.

Arc: Give me a reason not to kill you.

I AM YOUR CREATER! BOW b4 ME!

Arc: ....

Ima go nao.

[Squee]

Melody: Hell, if he hadn't threatened to shoot me, I would've hugged him.

Arc, you're the one who thought she was cute in the beginning.

Melody: I bet the sight of an ugly witch would be cute to him.

Roflmao. Yeah, Arc and I need to stop spamming this board. xD