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Sporky
From face-hugging alarm clocks to flying battlemowers, is it any wonder people are afraid of technology?
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Feb 1, 2011 1:38:56 GMT -5
Post by Sporky on Feb 1, 2011 1:38:56 GMT -5
Official Weapon Name: SUPAR MANDOE GUHN Faction/Affiliation: Mando'ade- It's the quenchiest! Classification: BEST GUN EVER HNNNNNG Stock/Custom: Every Mando is born with one and fifty jillion clips of ammo. Manufacturer: Saxton Hale Dimensions: Length: 5 gigameters Weapon weight: Exactly three mesons Magazine / Power Cell Capacity: Lots RPM: Nobody ever cared to count Projectile: MIND BULLETS! That's telekinesis, Kyle. Bullet dimensions: Width: 24.13mm (Case) Length: 101.6mm Other: Bedtime story book, compass in the stock, this thing that tells time, shoe polish (For shining Bane's shoes!), raw meat tenderizer, blood of slain warrior mammoth canteen, Manly Macgruff razor, The Holy Derpicon, bear fat, guide on how to strangle a Rancor to death with your mustache, supercool disco light, tiny fragment of the very first piece of Mando armor, Buddy Jesus, map to every White Castle ever, steroid pill capsule, a pigeon, and an autographed photo of Chuck Norris in a speedo Description: Created by the almighty Saxton Hale himself of Australium, the metal of the gods, the SUPAR MANDOE GUHN was given to the mighty Mandos so they could do everything. 'Cause they can do everything.
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The Night is Dark and Full of Onions
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Feb 1, 2011 1:40:34 GMT -5
Post by sparrow on Feb 1, 2011 1:40:34 GMT -5
No Australium? DENIED.
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Rugs
The ring-dang-doo, now what is that?
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Feb 1, 2011 1:42:46 GMT -5
Post by Rugs on Feb 1, 2011 1:42:46 GMT -5
Fin'ally a gu'n worty'oa of the brotherho'od of the H'oly D'erpicon.
Approved pending the addition of Australium :3
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Rabbit
Kella's Cohort of Peacekeeping Doom
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Feb 1, 2011 1:44:07 GMT -5
Post by Rabbit on Feb 1, 2011 1:44:07 GMT -5
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!
OMFG! This is epic. Sporky - I <3 you. ZOMFG. I <3 so very, very much. Like, xgazillion. I'm pulling this thread up whenever I need a good laugh.
*giggles hysterically*
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Sporky
From face-hugging alarm clocks to flying battlemowers, is it any wonder people are afraid of technology?
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Feb 1, 2011 1:44:24 GMT -5
Post by Sporky on Feb 1, 2011 1:44:24 GMT -5
Rejoice! For now it is there. Crafted out of the god-metal Australium!
PRAISE INGLIP!
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Rugs
The ring-dang-doo, now what is that?
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Feb 1, 2011 1:45:08 GMT -5
Post by Rugs on Feb 1, 2011 1:45:08 GMT -5
Blummet Ler
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Casual
Keepin' It Casual
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Feb 1, 2011 1:48:18 GMT -5
Post by Casual on Feb 1, 2011 1:48:18 GMT -5
WHAT... I DON'T EVEN
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Feb 1, 2011 2:10:09 GMT -5
Post by Jazen on Feb 1, 2011 2:10:09 GMT -5
There are no words in Basic, Huttese, Mando'a or any language for that matter, that describe how epic this gun is....
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Dire Wolf
So who's ready to help me sock ol Adolf on the jaw?!
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Feb 1, 2011 5:47:04 GMT -5
Post by Dire Wolf on Feb 1, 2011 5:47:04 GMT -5
Mando'ade? Buddy Jesus? xDDD
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A®heim
One does not just make a dreadnought.
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Feb 1, 2011 7:38:00 GMT -5
Post by A®heim on Feb 1, 2011 7:38:00 GMT -5
You forgot it's optional attachments: underslung cortosis saber-shotgun, minibar stocked with bottled nails (for battlefield nutrients), anti-moon missile launcher, superheavy turbolaser, titanium spork, and a big knife.
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Feb 1, 2011 9:14:18 GMT -5
Post by Talau the Ever-Lurking on Feb 1, 2011 9:14:18 GMT -5
what? no can opener?...no back-scratcher? No cup holders?
and he also forgot to add the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy in there
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Sporky
From face-hugging alarm clocks to flying battlemowers, is it any wonder people are afraid of technology?
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Feb 1, 2011 9:16:11 GMT -5
Post by Sporky on Feb 1, 2011 9:16:11 GMT -5
You can't put TOO MUCH on there...it wouldn't be fair to tiny baby enemies. :3
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Latus
May the Quartz be with you.
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Ain't got time for this. (?°?°??? ???
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Feb 1, 2011 10:22:03 GMT -5
Post by Latus on Feb 1, 2011 10:22:03 GMT -5
Secondary fire is beskar anti-force user bullets and it has a 12x zoom at pin-point accuracy.
Another fine piece of tech by the tech spammer.
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Sporky
From face-hugging alarm clocks to flying battlemowers, is it any wonder people are afraid of technology?
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Feb 1, 2011 10:38:13 GMT -5
Post by Sporky on Feb 1, 2011 10:38:13 GMT -5
Anyone who survives being shot by this is instantly turned into a Mando.
'Cause HRRRRRRG, MANDOS SURVIVE NUKE AND ONLY HAVE TO SNEEZE 'CAUSE OF DUST SO MANLY TUFF
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Rabbit
Kella's Cohort of Peacekeeping Doom
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Feb 1, 2011 11:32:38 GMT -5
Post by Rabbit on Feb 1, 2011 11:32:38 GMT -5
Sheresh MUST have it!!! MUST!!!!
*continues to giggle hysterically*
BTW, Sporky...if I start to spontaneously laugh in the middle of my math test tomorrow....I'm SO blaming you!!! *wipes away tears of hysteria*
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Feb 1, 2011 12:01:43 GMT -5
Post by Jace on Feb 1, 2011 12:01:43 GMT -5
sorry to end your fun, but it stops here.
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