Post by Sporky on Feb 1, 2011 8:48:44 GMT -5
Official Name: DEESTROYER UV WURLDS
Faction/Affiliation:Mando'ade'herp'ing'derp's
Classification: World Destroyer, duh. Like, psh.
Stock/Custom: Every Mando has one parked in their front yard.
Dimensions-
Height: Three Pintos
Width: One and a half potatoes
Length: Five decillion nanometers
Manufacturer: Chuck Norris and his Karate Kommandos
Energy Source: ONE POINT TWENTY ONE JIGAWATT BATTERY
Hyper drive rating: 0.0
Crew Necessity: One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do...
Armament: Exploding sheep launcher x9, superheavy derp cannon x 2 (Get it? :3), octo-barreled turbolaser battery x6, gatling laser x 42, fish smacker x1, Australium bullet gun x3, Holy Hand Grenade cannon x7, cortosis saber shotgun x4, moon launxher x3, Frontier Justice x8, Gloves of Running Urgently x2, Force'a Nature x3, Winchester Repeating Rifle Model 1869 x56, Superultramaxideluxeheavy blaster pistol x3, L'etranger x2
Passenger Capacity: 3
Cargo Capacity: FIVE QUARKS
Consumables: MANDOS DO NOT NEED TO EAT
Hanger Facilities/Starfighter Capacity: Five billion Blite Orfan starfighters
Other: Beer can chobham armor, mini bar stocked with 9001 bottles of Everclear, GPS ('Cause real Mandos never ask for directions), stereo (Has A.I. that translates all songs into derp'oa instantly and flawlessly), stick shift, voice activated self-destruct (Command is 'Janeway Pie' ), reclining seats
Statistics-
Speed: 88 mph
Maneuverability: Turn on a ha'penny
Effectiveness vs. Starfighters: Too high to count
Effectiveness vs. Capital Ships: It kills Excons for fun
Armor: You're not getting through it
Shielding: Just enough to stop the gloves from destroying it
Sensors: It knows all
Reliability: As sturdy as Arh's constitution
Description/role:
The Mandos needed a truly fearsome weapon in their conquest. There was only one team they could turn to..
CHUCK NORRIS AND HIS KARATE KOMMANDOS
Outfitted with absolutely everything they could think of, the DEESTROYER UV WURLDS is truly an invincible ship.
(Rugs put me up to it! D8 )
Faction/Affiliation:Mando'ade'herp'ing'derp's
Classification: World Destroyer, duh. Like, psh.
Stock/Custom: Every Mando has one parked in their front yard.
Dimensions-
Height: Three Pintos
Width: One and a half potatoes
Length: Five decillion nanometers
Manufacturer: Chuck Norris and his Karate Kommandos
Energy Source: ONE POINT TWENTY ONE JIGAWATT BATTERY
Hyper drive rating: 0.0
Crew Necessity: One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do...
Armament: Exploding sheep launcher x9, superheavy derp cannon x 2 (Get it? :3), octo-barreled turbolaser battery x6, gatling laser x 42, fish smacker x1, Australium bullet gun x3, Holy Hand Grenade cannon x7, cortosis saber shotgun x4, moon launxher x3, Frontier Justice x8, Gloves of Running Urgently x2, Force'a Nature x3, Winchester Repeating Rifle Model 1869 x56, Superultramaxideluxeheavy blaster pistol x3, L'etranger x2
Passenger Capacity: 3
Cargo Capacity: FIVE QUARKS
Consumables: MANDOS DO NOT NEED TO EAT
Hanger Facilities/Starfighter Capacity: Five billion Blite Orfan starfighters
Other: Beer can chobham armor, mini bar stocked with 9001 bottles of Everclear, GPS ('Cause real Mandos never ask for directions), stereo (Has A.I. that translates all songs into derp'oa instantly and flawlessly), stick shift, voice activated self-destruct (Command is 'Janeway Pie' ), reclining seats
Statistics-
Speed: 88 mph
Maneuverability: Turn on a ha'penny
Effectiveness vs. Starfighters: Too high to count
Effectiveness vs. Capital Ships: It kills Excons for fun
Armor: You're not getting through it
Shielding: Just enough to stop the gloves from destroying it
Sensors: It knows all
Reliability: As sturdy as Arh's constitution
Description/role:
The Mandos needed a truly fearsome weapon in their conquest. There was only one team they could turn to..
CHUCK NORRIS AND HIS KARATE KOMMANDOS
Outfitted with absolutely everything they could think of, the DEESTROYER UV WURLDS is truly an invincible ship.
(Rugs put me up to it! D8 )
