Ender of Everything

[Sporky]

Official Weapon Name: Ender of Everything
Faction/Affiliation: Latus mcRealz the 1st

Classification: Remote black hole generator

Stock/Custom: No plans, no prototype, no backup

Manufacturer: Troll Laboratories
Dimensions: 1/0mm
Length: 1/0mm
Weapon weight: -12 newtons
Magazine / Power Cell Capacity: 42
RPM: Speed of darkness (Faster than speed of light)

Projectile: Black hole
Bullet dimensions: 1 quark
Width: 2 mesons
(Case) Length: 1 piece of antimatter

Other: It slices, it dices, it cuts julienne fries! And it also helps you with your math homework.

Description:




Every great man needs an endgame. A final solution. This is one of them. Designed like a simple graphing calculator, the Ender of Everything is actually a weapon capable of generating a black hole anywhere in the galaxy FROM anywhere in the galaxy. Just set the coordinates, divide by zero, and watch hilarity ensue.


(Happy birthday, Lat. <3 )

[Talau the Ever-Lurking]

it also comes standard with this system:

*puts down new playing card*

[Latus]

This gave me a smile on a kinda blah day. Thanks sporky; I will use this responsibly... or not. ^_^

Those trolls will never see me coming.

Nice pic and card, Tal.

[Kuhblam]

This technology is flawed. You know what I'm talking about... lulz.

[A®heim]

I really wish my calculator could do that. Mine just gives me an error screen whenever I try to divide by zero.