Post by junior92 on Apr 1, 2011 8:35:12 GMT -5
Official Name: Centennial Crow
Faction/Affiliation: Apple
Classification: Long thing that goes fast and is dangerous. Really dangerous
Stock/Custom: Other
Dimensions-
Height: ∞
Width: Sporky
Length: Longer than Sporky
Manufacturer: Obama
Energy Source: Your mom
Hyper drive rating: Google
Crew Necessity: None!
Armament: 10X Mobile Death Stars, 20X SupeR Kamehameha, 5X Singing Paris Hilton, 2X charlie Shane, your mom's rage
Passenger Capacity: YMCA
Cargo Capacity: The Sun
Consumables: Starbuck
Hanger Facilities/Starfighter Capacity: Unknonw!
Other: Hull (95 cm thick plating of cortosis!) External thin plating alloy(95 cm: 30% Impervium, 15% Cortosis, 20% phrik, 15% your mom, 20% human shields...alive...for the most part)
Statistics-
Speed: Great
Maneuverability: Super Great
Effectiveness vs. Starfighters: Falcon Punch
Effectiveness vs. Capital Ships: To infinity and bEYOND!
Armor: Thicker than yours
Shielding: Everything gets through but YOUR Equipment
Sensors: So good it can sense a fly across the galaxy going inside the brain of a corpse...a dead corpse...underground...in Tatooine, under Jabba's big and enormous; moving on
Reliability: 1 - 10
Description/role: It will kill you all
Faction/Affiliation: Apple
Classification: Long thing that goes fast and is dangerous. Really dangerous
Stock/Custom: Other
Dimensions-
Height: ∞
Width: Sporky
Length: Longer than Sporky
Manufacturer: Obama
Energy Source: Your mom
Hyper drive rating: Google
Crew Necessity: None!
Armament: 10X Mobile Death Stars, 20X SupeR Kamehameha, 5X Singing Paris Hilton, 2X charlie Shane, your mom's rage
Passenger Capacity: YMCA
Cargo Capacity: The Sun
Consumables: Starbuck
Hanger Facilities/Starfighter Capacity: Unknonw!
Other: Hull (95 cm thick plating of cortosis!) External thin plating alloy(95 cm: 30% Impervium, 15% Cortosis, 20% phrik, 15% your mom, 20% human shields...alive...for the most part)
Statistics-
Speed: Great
Maneuverability: Super Great
Effectiveness vs. Starfighters: Falcon Punch
Effectiveness vs. Capital Ships: To infinity and bEYOND!
Armor: Thicker than yours
Shielding: Everything gets through but YOUR Equipment
Sensors: So good it can sense a fly across the galaxy going inside the brain of a corpse...a dead corpse...underground...in Tatooine, under Jabba's big and enormous; moving on
Reliability: 1 - 10
Description/role: It will kill you all
