Post by Sporky on May 14, 2011 12:10:25 GMT -5
Official Name: CORTOSIS BOOTZ
Faction/Affiliation: Lord Rugdumph of the Chocolate Voice
Weight: 9001 grams
Manufacturer: IT IS A MYSTERY
Classification: The only thing these bootz cannot stop is unicorns
Rating: )) <> ((
Composition: 101% pure cortosis
Other: To list the extra features these bootz have would take 10 posts
Description:
The most frightening pair of bootz in existence, the CORTOSIS BOOTZ are the footwear of choice for his imperial sexiness LORD RUGDUMPH OF THE CHOCOLATE VOICE. The ground quakes with each footfall, and merely being within eyeshot of them is enough to reduce weaker-willed people to hour-long orgasmic throes.
However, they are not inpenetrable. There is one thing, one mythical beast that can break the bootz. A vile creature, an abomination of nature itself. Rugdumph's natural, hated enemy.
UNICORNS![/color]
(Happy birthday, Rugs. ^__^ )
Faction/Affiliation: Lord Rugdumph of the Chocolate Voice
Weight: 9001 grams
Manufacturer: IT IS A MYSTERY
Classification: The only thing these bootz cannot stop is unicorns
Rating: )) <> ((
Composition: 101% pure cortosis
Other: To list the extra features these bootz have would take 10 posts
Description:
The most frightening pair of bootz in existence, the CORTOSIS BOOTZ are the footwear of choice for his imperial sexiness LORD RUGDUMPH OF THE CHOCOLATE VOICE. The ground quakes with each footfall, and merely being within eyeshot of them is enough to reduce weaker-willed people to hour-long orgasmic throes.
However, they are not inpenetrable. There is one thing, one mythical beast that can break the bootz. A vile creature, an abomination of nature itself. Rugdumph's natural, hated enemy.
UNICORNS![/color]
(Happy birthday, Rugs. ^__^ )
