Post by The Conman on Apr 12, 2011 19:35:57 GMT -5
Manufacturer: Anybody
Dimensions: 30 mm ID for the tube, the funnel is 250mm across and 100mm deep
Weapon weight: 500g
Magazine / Power Cell Capacity: 1 standard beer
BPM: up to 3 depending on user
Projectile: Vomit
Other: None
Description:
The Intoxicator is Doneeda's weapon of choice for would-be bar adversaries. Being able to open her throat, and possesing no gag reflex, she has drunk a number of adversaries to the floor, and won fights by simply gulping massive amounts of liquor.
AND NOW, YOU CAN TOO!
FOR THE LOW, LOW PRICE OF 99.99, YOU CAN PURCHASE THE GALAXY'S FIRST BEER BONG!
SEE IT INTOXICATE WOOKIES IN A SINGLE DRINK!
SEE IT DESTROY EVEN THE STRONGEST FRINGERS IN A MATTER OF SECONDS!
THIS AMAZING EXPERIENCE ENHANCER IS THE FIRST AND ONLY BEER BONG IN THE GALAXY. SO IF YOU LIKE BEER, AND I KNOW YOU DO, ACT NOW! SUPPLIES ARE GOING FAST!
AND, IF YOU ACT NOW, FOR A LIMITED TIME, YOU CAN GET NOT ONE, BUT * TWO * BEER BONGS FOR THE SAME PRICE WOW, WHAT A DEAL!
GET YOURS NOW!
CALL...
* sunglasses.jpg * love me.
Dimensions: 30 mm ID for the tube, the funnel is 250mm across and 100mm deep
Weapon weight: 500g
Magazine / Power Cell Capacity: 1 standard beer
BPM: up to 3 depending on user
Projectile: Vomit
Other: None
Description:
The Intoxicator is Doneeda's weapon of choice for would-be bar adversaries. Being able to open her throat, and possesing no gag reflex, she has drunk a number of adversaries to the floor, and won fights by simply gulping massive amounts of liquor.
AND NOW, YOU CAN TOO!
FOR THE LOW, LOW PRICE OF 99.99, YOU CAN PURCHASE THE GALAXY'S FIRST BEER BONG!
SEE IT INTOXICATE WOOKIES IN A SINGLE DRINK!
SEE IT DESTROY EVEN THE STRONGEST FRINGERS IN A MATTER OF SECONDS!
THIS AMAZING EXPERIENCE ENHANCER IS THE FIRST AND ONLY BEER BONG IN THE GALAXY. SO IF YOU LIKE BEER, AND I KNOW YOU DO, ACT NOW! SUPPLIES ARE GOING FAST!
AND, IF YOU ACT NOW, FOR A LIMITED TIME, YOU CAN GET NOT ONE, BUT * TWO * BEER BONGS FOR THE SAME PRICE WOW, WHAT A DEAL!
GET YOURS NOW!
CALL...
* sunglasses.jpg * love me.
