Post by 10Tickler on Oct 1, 2018 12:39:05 GMT -5
Shuwoobuvidadedaido-Sqieeroouta Full Name • Shuwoobuvidadedaido-Sqieeroouta Nickname • Woobu Race • SQUIB Birthplace • Squib Polyanarchy Needleship “37-person-Deal” Age • 19 Gender • Male Sexuality • Pansexual Faction • Fringe – Legion/Squib Polyanarchy Concept • 2 - Journeyman Languages • Squibbian, Basic. Assets • Tool Belt – Contains Wrenches, Spanners, and other tools of various Usage. 1G-1750 Portable Ion Cannon (Incomplete) Less of an Ion cannon, and more of a portable mess, it's a Squib-sized tube of gear and electronics that Woobu just CAN'T SEEM TO GET WORKING. Personal Communicator Needleship – In construction, a personal project that will likely never be finished. Appearance Height & Weight • 3'7”, 45lbs Overall Looks • Shuwoobuvidadedaido-Sqieeroouta is a short, fuzzy demi-humanoid with a vague cross of canine and rodent-like features. Beneath his bright Teal-colored fur, his skin is pink. Within his short, stubby muzzle, there are plentiful sharp white teeth, and atop of his long ears, Tufts of silvery-white fur stand out, thanks to the two small bells that sit in the tufts. He wears an odd conglomeration of clothing that he's collected over his years, including his favorite items, a Bright-orange Vest, and a military-style cap that is positively covered in 'buttons' that are actually just different bottlecaps glued onto it's surface. He's cut special holes in the cap for his ears to fit through, while still being able to rotate them on command. Woobu's eyes are a predominant feature on his face, sharp and ever-alert for the next deal, with a bright-golden iris. Personality Profile For a Squib, perhaps, Shuwoobuvidadedaido isn't very unique or special. He's actually pretty average by Squib standards. If anything, he tends to be less concerned with accumulating trash, and more concerned with the Art of the Bargain. Woobu does enjoy tinkering, and if he'd chosen to stay with his Family unit for longer, might have even ended up working for the Polyanarchy or even the Merchandising Consortium. Instead, Woobu's found himself in Legion space, and despite the somewhat rough treatment that he sees, he seems to enjoy it there, working with the Legion in deal-making and acquisitions, while spending his free time building, tinkering and otherwise enjoying himself. Background Father • Sloodluooptinfiny, 33, Salvager Mother • Kixiilupooyjarniwoof-Sqieeroouta, 31, Mommy, Weapon designer, Tractor-beam operator Siblings • At least Seven brothers and sisters. Overall History • Squibs are many things. Industrious, clever innovators, merciless scrap-gatherers. They are also, at least among their own kind, considered masters of the Deal. A Squib will talk your ear off, offering this, that, and the other, and convolute every possible nuance of any sort of barter agreement. It's really what they live for, bringing them immense joy. Shuwoobuvidadedaido-Sqieeroouta, son of Sloodluooptinfiny and Kixiilupooyjarniwoof is such a Squib. So much so, that after a relatively unremarkable childhood spent with his parents, Siblings, and the other 30-some Squib on his birthship, taking every lesson that he'd ever learned, he went and bartered himself right off of that ship, and into the holdings of a group known as Legion. Was Shuwoobuvidadedaido -soon enough common-called Woobu- a slave? Well, by the most stringent of definitions...yes. Yes, Woobu was, in fact, a slave. Did it bother him any? Not in the slightest. You see, as part of his haggling, he'd traded himself yes, but for the best thing he could get. He was a Merchant-slave, bargaining and haggling every day, and every time there was a Trash-Dump, or he wasn't on duty doing his assigned tasks, Woobu could pick and piece through the Garbage of the Colony he now lived at, as well as alert his birthship of Space-born trashdumps. Quite the excellent deal, if he said so himself...which he would, quite often, and usually to himself as he tinkered on one failed project after another. Really, Woobu's work ethic was quite admirable, which was why he, despite being an annoying little meter-tall sack of teal fur, was...tolerated by the people he encountered. Never giving up on a tinker either, that really worked out for him. Especially considering his predisposition to accidentally setting off battery packs while modifying them, or Soldering things to places they never needed to be soldered to. So, when those who were in charge of Legion decided to rid themselves of the 'Tarnish of Slavery upon their Image', whatever that was supposed to mean. Woobu, the Now-free Squib, was free... To keep right on doing what he always did. Haggling out deals, Building useless junk, and taking care of Garbage. What a life. What a full and glorious life. |
