Xaojii
pronounced "zay-o-jee"
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Who is Xaojii?
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last online May 30, 2014 23:22:43 GMT -5
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Jul 10, 2009 20:36:27 GMT -5
Post by Xaojii on Jul 10, 2009 20:36:27 GMT -5
Character Name: Xaojii
Character Faction: None
Number Of People Wanted: 1 - ∞++
Reason For Partner(s): If you have need for an extra gun, maybe a living shield? He's the perfect thing to keep you living a little longer! Worried he won't like you because you have frequent bouts or rage and "accidents" that lead to bloodshed and cops? No problem, he has no idea what either of those are and couldn't care less!
So what are you waiting for? Get your Tusken Raider today! There's no obligation and if you don't like it, just open the air lock and toss him out! We'll even refund the money it cost to feed him!
Other: He can't understand Basic, and knows limited Huttese & Jawaese so that would be something of priority to fix. Or don't... Your choice ;D
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Karl the Unfettered
Magnificent Bastard
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(a+ bn)/n = x, therefore God exists
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Jul 10, 2009 23:17:18 GMT -5
Post by Karl the Unfettered on Jul 10, 2009 23:17:18 GMT -5
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Xaojii
pronounced "zay-o-jee"
750 posts
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Jul 11, 2009 10:29:30 GMT -5
Post by Xaojii on Jul 11, 2009 10:29:30 GMT -5
I'll keep it in mind. Any other offers?
He'd go best with any kind of Fringe, but if you can find a way to fit him in then I'm not going to complain.
He's spreadable, he's edible! He can clean droids, polish floors, he also doubles as 80-grit sandpaper! He can even pick up your kids from daycare!
He's the Amazing Tusken Raider!
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Kayan
You couldn't pay me enough to... nevermind. You probably could.
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Jul 11, 2009 16:54:36 GMT -5
Post by Kayan on Jul 11, 2009 16:54:36 GMT -5
Kayan could use Tusken Labour... maybe... have to think of how or why, but teh 'Dawn could be a funny place with a Tusken onboard.
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Xaojii
pronounced "zay-o-jee"
750 posts
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last online May 30, 2014 23:22:43 GMT -5
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Jul 11, 2009 20:37:11 GMT -5
Post by Xaojii on Jul 11, 2009 20:37:11 GMT -5
It sounds like we'd have our very own version of Han and Chewie. Definitely worth a laugh or two  Anyone else? Remember, each Tusken Raider comes set right out of the dunes complete with gaffi stick, sandy scrap-cloth robes, and bolt-action slugthrower rifle! He's an excellent shot, is easily portable, and best of all he doesn't give you any backtalk for being ordered to brutally murder complete strangers in broad daylight! Answer quickly and we'll throw in the first 8 assassinations free, plus an unlimited lifetime supply of ammunition! |
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Kayan
You couldn't pay me enough to... nevermind. You probably could.
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Jul 11, 2009 20:49:02 GMT -5
Post by Kayan on Jul 11, 2009 20:49:02 GMT -5
I won't lie... I was kinda thinking that too.
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Xaojii
pronounced "zay-o-jee"
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Jul 13, 2009 10:22:01 GMT -5
Post by Xaojii on Jul 13, 2009 10:22:01 GMT -5
OK! This time around, I'm going to have to go with Kayan's offer because of overall appeal and general plausibility. Things change, however, and Xaojii likes to wander quite a bit. |
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