10-4 Big Buddy (Dalton's Blog)

[Dalton]

"It's been 27 days since I made the misfortune of biting into a York Peppermint Paddy and I've been stranded on the frozen mountain top with no signs of life. I try to make my way down the mountain, but the only thing I have to eat is the paddy and when I take a bite it transports me back to the top of the mountain. If anyone reads this, tell the monkey at the zoo I love it." Dalton writes in his journal.

*Person appears*

"It's like I'm standing on a frozen mountain..."

Dalton lashes out and knocks the man unconscious. Eats his leg. Strips him of clothing and then bundles up and goes to sleep.

Ok, so I'm not exactly stranded on a mountain top because of some wicked peppermint paddy. I also didn't commit murder and the cannibalism followed by thievery. Or was it cannibalism and then murder? Or assault, cannibalism and then murder?

Well any who I'm actually a 17 year old boy living in a small farming town in Eastern Tennessee. I have recently quit my job at Burger King in order to pursue my real passion of being a true Axman. Just like on TV! I currently work with a small tree removal and trimming service, baby steps right? I had the amazing opportunity of graduating early in November, so I have loads of free time I either spend working or with my Fiance who I've been with since I was 13 and her 15.

I like Star Wars (of course), swimming, rap music, Rockstars (but any energy drink will do), Nicki Minaj and Pawn Stars.

I dislike annoying, whiny people and lady beaters (though if she was late making you a sandwhich then who am I to judge). Also Kevin Federline isn't someone I'm fond of either.

Currently I am trying to figure out which branch of the military I am going into in late September. I am leaning way towards the army BUT I'm also considering the Coast Guard. If anyone on here happens to read this far in my useless ramblings and you have military experience then please feel free to tell me about them. I welcome any advice and stories.

Welp, that's all for now. That's a 10-4 Big Buddy!

[Dalton]

"Hmm. I wonder where that York Patty ran off too. I am getting rather hungry. Oh wait, here it is! It tastes pretty good, oh wait. Noooo! Again on the mountain top. This sucks. I'm suing the York company." Dalton scribbles down in his journal.

On a slightly more serious note and being as bored and unentertained by the reruns of 'Merican Dad as I am I have one thing to say.... Everyone, someone, anyone give me a drum roll!

*Drum roll*

I have decided to turn this blog, or well two posts in a boring thread, into a "Feel Free to Ask Dalton a Random Question About His Life!" thread. How exciting! Think of all the possibilities. Ask me about my shoes; what kind I'm wearing now, what my favorite brand is, what shoes I dislike, what kind I think look great on cats. This is just an example of course. If you asked me what brand of shoe I thought looked exceptional on a cat, I would probably LOL my butt off because you're officially more bored than I. And THAT, my child, is not good. It means you fail.

So, if you ever want to swing by and see what's happening to me, want to ask about my life or how I am doing then just come here. I like to talk and answer questions about myself. Most people have even dared to call my personality conceding! The nerve of some people's children, right?

I shall be waiting here, contemplating life while someone becomes bored enough to actually ask me a question. Though when that happens, I shall strike!

Welp, that's all for now. That's a 10-4 Big Buddy!

[Dalton]

The more and more life goes on I realize that I'm getting older, thus I must compensate by giving up some things. One was my job. Not enough money and it was weather based. That really didn't help.

I made $7 per hour, which if I only managed to get in 12 hours then that equaled $84. Or hardly nothing.

This made me ponder on some things. My phone bill is $110, my gamefly prescription is 25 bucks, gas money for my truck (02 F150 so it gets around 22 mpg, but still!), insurance is crazy high (my last statement was a grand and a half for a year), and spending money! If I made 84 bucks a week then I would have to cut down, alot.

So I just got a different job! 7.85 an hour plus I work a full week of atleast 40 hours. What is this job you ask? I work in a cinema! Which means free movies too! Now I can amplely pay for my bills and still have some money for my savings account.

That's all for now. That's a 10-4 Big Buddy!