Camera Room.

[The Conman]

** The Conman walks into Frame **

What the hell? Theres cameras here already? Who allowed this! The set isn't even ready to go! Get out of here, NOW!

..and interview? On the production of the new series? How'd you guys find out anyways?

...He Told you? Jackass...

..Of course I think It'll work, who cares if two of the other producers walked off, we don't need them. CG and I can handle this fine....

...Ok, Rillia was an Isolated incident, theres just no room for a spinoff and we learned the hard way on that one...

...I think it'll work because we've got a new cast and mostly new crew. The old show was stale, this new series will allow us to play with the plot more, an...

...I was no...

...what? I did not have a relationship with any of the actress....

...ACTORS? NOW YOUR ACCUSING ME OF BEING GA-

** Hand goes over camera and it shuts off. **

[Jenno]

Gendar wanders in and sits down.

"Hello... My name is Gendar, and I'm the newest character from the mind of Cyberguy. I'm really excited about being the first actor cast on the show here now that's it's being totally revamped. You know, honestly, I thought they wouldn't hire anybody until they wrote the script or came up with a basic story, but I got a call from my agent for an audition for the original cast of a new show, and they picked me.

So, yeah, I've seen the script so far. Well, my part, anyway. It's going to have a lot of ad-libbing and a lot of fluidity to it, that's for sure. But I'm really excited about this.

So, yeah, I know I don't seem like your average actor. Not very dramatic. I hopt the others aren't. I hear we all have to live here together on-set. Heh, sounds like some kind of reality show.

I hope it isn't like one of those..."

Gendar gets up and leaves.

[Xaojii]

**Xaojii walk onto camera**

Who? me? I'm part of the cast. I dunno really, I was downtown one day and I was really hungry, and I saw this building with a "Free Food with Application" sign and decided what the hell...later did I find out that it was actually for something...

Yeah, I haven't been here for very long, but despite my normal thought of being a nuisence, I think everyone is getting used to me, and I'm picking up a sense of how everyone normally acts. I'm still not sure of how important I am, but I think I'm being accepted as a regular to the show.

One of my biggest fears for it is that with the new season, and everything pretty much resetting, we won't have as many people as the other season had. It was advertised. I'm not sure if this one is. Good thing is I've already seen the script and I have a few ideas of my characters look and feel. Now all I have to do is wait for Cyberguy to give the word to start.

**Xaojii walks off camera, in the background you can hear him asking another actor about where he got a ham sandwich**

[Jenno]

*Cyberguy throws a ham sandwich at Xaojii*

START!!!!

[Regnier]

*A tall, muscular, and scarred man with gray hair and flowing green robes catches the sandwich in mid-air as he walks past without breaking stride, or even looking up*

*Tha man bites into the sandwich, grimaces, and drops it in the waste bin in passing*

"That, my friend, was not ham."

*A camera-man follows him into the next room, before promptly cutting to static.*

*From the view of another camera in the main room, the shoulder-mounted camera comes careening through the door, followed by the camera-man, who seems to be nursing a swollen eye*

"Bloody actors..."

*The tape from the camera beans the camera-man over the back of the head, sending him sprawling*

"I heard that!"

[Ashi]

*carefully avoids the cameras*

"Uum... do I even want to know what just went on?"

*eyes the camera evilly*

"And why is he looking at me like I'm the only girl here?"

*looks around*

"oh."

[Xaojii]

*crys*
"Hammy....are you alright?
Hammy?
HAMMY?!?
WHY?!!
It'll be alright, I can find you a doctor" *looks around*
*picks up the battered sandwich, and runs off, the camera follows*
"DOCTOR!!! I need a doctor!!!!" Xaojii says as he runs down the hallway, cradling the poor sandwich as if it was just shot
*Xaojii runs the the front desk*
"where's Cyberguy, he's the only one that can help!!!!" he srceams at the receptionist, she shugs in confusion

With a look of utter dispair he glances down at the dying ham sandwich, knowing that he won't be able to find the good doctor in time.

"HAMMYY!!!!!!!NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!" Xaojii screams with a sob as he falls to his knees
*the camera fades out*

[Jenno]

A slideshow of heartwarming images of a baby piglet growing up, playing, finding true love, being slaughtered, cured, and sliced into thin slices is shown, ending with an image of the ham sandwich, with a caption that reads

Life, Love, and Mayo,
Hammy
Rest In Peace

[Ashi]

*sits on sidelines watching*

"Sad, all that just for a 2 cred sandwich."

*tosses Xaojii a 5 cred chit*

"That'll get you a new one."

*shivers with disgust as she looks back at the moldy sandwich and walks away.*

[Xaojii]

*Xaojii stares at the creds in his lap as a tear trickles down his face*

"we could have had a future together...me and Hammy...all the things he could have done...get some chips to go with him...maybe even get that cheese he had always wanted, and eventually aspire to his life long dream: to be eaten"

*later outside, the camera shows Xaojii in a black suit, digging a hole in the gound, saying a eulagy*

[Jenno]

(yeah, so I just realized that this thread isn't for this kind of spamming. This is the camera room on the reality show featuring the actors who play our characters. This kind of thing belongs in the other thread under this board. Keep in mind that our characters do not exist here except as characters played by actors. So on this board, you don't play the character, you play the actor playing the character. Not saying what you're doing is wrong, just do it in the other thread.)

[Xaojii]

(yes, I know. Xaojii is me, theres also Xaojii the Tusken,whom I RP. I use the name for many things, with some variations in spelling. It was still fun though...)

[Kiriin Radd]

*Camera zooms out from an upclose shot of someone's nostrils. Revealing Storm*

So yeah, they actually talked me into it. I've got a dual role on this new show. Of course with me playing to characters, this show is definitely not going to take off like they think it will.

I mean, look, the first guy I have to play is a drunkard who hates to fly because he lost a chick he slept with like once. And then, they got me playing a siltent merc in the center of a bunch of cavemen. Yes cavemen is what i'd call them.

I need a drink.

*Gets up and wanders off camera.*

[Axelpro]

*knock on door*

Finally, you guys sure take a long time to make some Kool-Aid

*door opens and camera is focused on Axel*

Wh-what? Hey who said that you could...

...interview? Well i guess it wouldn't hurt...

...what? you don't believe me? I'm probably the most influential character on this entire set...

...Okay, you want a scoop? *whispering* You didn't hear this from me, but my character is actually an ancestor of one of the newer characters on the old show...

*second knock on the door*

Now that has to be the kool-aid.

*the kool-aid is delivered and Axel drinks through his bendy straw*

All right, all right, the interviews over...leave me alone now.

*camera cuts off*

[The Conman]

**Aleth walks in, with the actress who played Doneeda on the old SWURP **

Hey , sup guys....

...interview eh...sure, I think I can do that....

** Whispers something into her ear, she giggles and heads off set **

...Oh, that, she's just a friend of mine....

...My relationship with her? we have a working relationship, thats all...

...My Character...alright. Well, he's a Jedi. But he's a little odd, because he's a major player. But he doesn't actually love the girls who he "does" , its just that he likes to...ya know...

** Hip thrusts a couple of times while grinning ear to ear **

..Oh, her? My working relationship? she's an actress turned tech support person on the new series...She was hired on for the last season just for some eye candy, thats all. Her real job is making sure...

** laughs **

...Look guys, I'm not dating her, or anyone else on the show for that matter.

...Moans? from the washroom? I don't know anything about that...

** briskly walks off camera and ducks into his room. **

[Jenno]

Sam, the droid who plays BO-4R, wanders into the camera room and hops up onto the chair.

"Beep-bo-bee-bee-baa-boop-bleee-beep-beep-boooooo-ba-ba-bee-bloo-ba-bop-bip-biiiip-ba-ba-booo-ba-beep-bo-bee-boo-bii"
(Hello, my name is Sam, and I am very glad to be here. I am not an acting droid. I actually am a waste management droid. Goodbye.)

Sam leaves.

[Axelpro]

*the Camera turns on watching him pick up the script*

...Yada yada, blah blah blah...

...I see so that means... This is the greatest character ever! So away from everyone yet such a critical role. I think I'm going to like being this guy.

*Dons a Mandalorian Costume Helmet*

Bow before me...I am your new master!! No, no, he probably wouldn't act like that...

*Paces back and forth*

This one's going to take me awhile, but he is probably the coolest cat I get to play on this series...maybe one of "The" most influential characters. I totally fit the role of Cay Severn!

*camera fades out as Axel jumps around like a giddy school girl*

[Yoh]

*Yoh walks into Frame*

"huh..." *Prods Camera*


"Ah yes...interview"

"Am Yoh, the creator and actor of both Feevahe Yecra And his older brother Yevila Yecra. Feevahe begin an wise Jedi Knight and the other a galactic senator. The script is a mess to be frank but it does seem to have a certain direction heading towards an entire broken out war."

"Feevahe the wise Knight will be acting with other Jedi Knights and Yevila will be trying to stop the republic from crumbling in on its self under the pressure of war..."

"What? No my moving to Australia won't affect my acting..."

~ Use the fork Luke

[Ma Ra Shen]

*walked into scene, looking down at script and eating crackers*
*Looked at Yoh, then cyber*

"The hells going on here?"

~The fork....not the serrating knife.......

[Jenno]

- Vain -

*The atmosphere becomes a bit darker and slowly, a tall cloaked man enters the room, he sits down on the chair, his face is shrouded by the shadow of his hood...*

...

- Varen-

*In the opposite room, the door bursts open and onto the seat jumps Varen, he grins madly at the camera.*

"I can see great things for my character, he's gonna grow up and become the greatest Knight ever, he'll kick everyone's butt."

- Vain -

*The well built man shuffles in his chair for a moment before coming to a complete stand still...*

...

...

- Varen -

*The boy spins around in the chair, he seems quite hyperactive.*

"It's great working with all these other people, not much has happened yet, although you are about to witness a practice duel between Varen and Tal, which is just there for everyone to remember the good old times."

- Vain -

*He clears his throat...*

...

...


- Varen -

"Oh! And then there's the mission coming up, his part in that wont be that major, but still, the action should be pretty cool."

*The boy stopped spinning in his chair.*

"There's a new guy walking around, he's meant to be playing the Jedi Grand Master or something, he's meant to be quite powerful. I might just go and beat him up, maybe that way I'll get the part."

*The boy smiled, mainly to himself, before rushing out of the door.*

- Vain -

"Can I go now?"