Camera Room.

[projectsunfire]

A man of a bout 25 sporting a jeans, sneakers, and a black t-shirt that has the old republic logo, in white, ironned on the front walks in and sits down in the chair. He runs his fingers through his tauny blonde hair and leans back. The chair squeeks softly at the weight shift.

So yeah, I'm Manny Bosa. The Actor who plays Araon An'mar on the new hit series...

No, its not easy work really. The director has high standards and a few of my co-workers over act a bit...

How? Oh, well I see alot of them doing things that make their character slightly unbelieveable...

Elaborate? Well, I can't really do that, and I don't need to. The ones who have done it in the past and still do it now usually have their reasons...

Oh yeah, I'd love it if they stopped. But ya know, there is something that drives a show like this, and sometimes you need something unbelieveable to make a series like this one really live, and breathe... Know what I mean?

Fade out...

[jckwik246369]

---Int. A plain room with a chair

-Fade in-

A women who looks to be about 20 sits in the plain, hardbacked chair. She's in a purple shirt with the logo 'What's not to like?' on it. She has on black pants and is wearing black glasses. Her black hair falls past her shoulders.

...I haven't been introduced yet, but I'm willing to give a sneak peek. I play Goodwin Plo, yet another jedi padawan, but I'm different....

....No, I haven't been around the set too much except to practice some...

....Overacting? I haven't seen any of that, although there was this rumor of droids and ham sandwiches....

....Yes, ham sandwiches. I don't know alot on this, but I'm going to try to avoid this from now on....

....I don't know when I'll be introduced. It depends on when the scriptwriters allow me to meet up with my new master....

....No, I can't tell you who my master is, that would give away plot...

....Thanks for letting me do this, I've enjoyed it alot...

--Fade to black--

[projectsunfire]

-Fade in.

A grizzled man quietly opens the studio door, peeks inside, slides through and lets it close shut behind him. He's tall, has graying hair, and a stubbly chin that looks like it hasnt been shaven in days. The gray shows liberally through his stubble. A long natural scar drags down the side of his face. His big booted feet clump along the floor, the only thing out of place for a frankinstine movie is the cup of starbucks coffee in his hand and the lack of bolts sticking out of his neck.

He walks over to the empty chair and sits down with a groan, and slouch of old age.

He takes a sip of his coffee and looks at the interviewer. Listenning intently. After making a throaty growl he smacks his tongue against one of his canines and sits straighter in the chair.

"A bit about myself huh?" he says with a slight air of tiredness.
"Well, my name is Barry Batkin. I'm the guy who plays Solus'ad on the hit series SWU RP 2." The man says with an accent strangely reminiscent of Lawrence, Peters next door neighbor, from office space.

"Heh, it was the coolest tryout I'd ever been to. Free donuts. I got the part mainly because I looked it. There isnt much work out there for somone at my age with a facial scar this big."

"mmm? Mainly I do stunt work. Thats kinda how I got this thing in the first place."

"Oh, its not a happy story. Needless to say there was a large matt of foam I was supposed to land on, that I missed by about... oh. 20 feet."

"Yeah I like my roll. Its kinda frustrating though, I havn't been called in for shootin in a while, as the plotline seems to be going away from the Mandalorians."

"Well I can't reveal anything that the writers have let me sneak a peak at."

"Well yeah thanks, fer the interview. Oooh uh, hey, there more of that scotch your drinkin somewhere around here?"

-fade out...

[Regnier]

Fade in

A tall, rusty-red metal humanoid form with a prop blaster rifle over its shoulder, a mug of oil in one hand, a ham sandwich in the other, and a cell-phone pressed between his shoulder and his head strides past the camera quickly, metal heels clacking against the floor, muttering something about "agents".

...no, no time for an interview. I'm needed on the Tatooine set...

...oh, I suppose...just don't slow down...

...yes, I play the assassination droid with a penchant for cruelty, HK-52...

...what? No, I don't actually enjoy maiming and killing people for a living. I'm just acting. Though I can think of a few right now I wouldn't mind doing so to...

...

...yes, I heard you, and I do not appreciate you joking about my work and personal life. I'm very proud of my abilities as a character actor, but I would prefer if the characters I play were kept separate of my personal life. I'll have you know that I led a fairly normal life before I joined the cast, still do in fact, and that I used to work as a translator. I'm happily married and even have children, and I'm starting to resent being labeled as being as evil and cruel as '52...

The droid stops for a half-second, before turning on his heel and dropping the sandwich before cold cocking the journalist. His red photo-receptors turn to focus on the camera, which fades out as the droid looks down at the sandwich.

Fade out

Hammy Junior! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

[Fellheart]

Fellheart walks up to the camera and pushes a button. "Stupid fade"

-Fades out- *Someone turns off the light*

"What the hell! No, don't! Stop no! Damnit get away! Who the hell..."

-Fades in- *Someone switches the light back on*

"Why the...What the.."

Fellheart glares at everyone. "Why is there a ham sandwich on my head?"

[Xaojii]

*the camera fades in on a man with black hair, brown shirt, and blue jeans sitting on a studio chair with a Coke in his hand*

Hey, I'm Josh Lawson. I'm the guy who plays multiple roles here on the set of SWURP Season 2 as Xaojii, Admiral Tarkrus, and Jorek Talayen. I'm pretty much all over the place and since I'm one of the senior actors on the set... Well I've got alot of expectations to fill.

We've had alot of people coming and going, alot of starts, and maybe a little bit of fighting going on. With one of the senior actors gone, and the director distracted with other work, the rest of us are left with alot questions unanswered and a few more roles to fill. My characters, Admiral Tarkrus specifically has fallen into a little disuse, but I'm working with another actor to get him and his purpose back into the show.

My biggest fear? Well the one that looms over all the actors: the fear of this show being a total flop. Some have even quit because of it, but I still remain devoted but cautious.

Other than that is my fear of not being able to play my characters to what I hope and other expect of me. I always think my character have the same feel as each other, none with their own flavor that is supposed to make them unique.

*somebody shouts across the set to him*

Well I gotta go...

*camera fades out, you hear somebody asking about the strange obsession with ham sandwiches around here*

[The Conman]

Fade In

* The camera fades in to Donita, sitting there in a pair of blue jeans and a black t-shirt with "WTF?" on it. *

Hi...I'm...Back I guess. I was on fo'par of de las season, an I go'an offar to do son'stoopid odder sho. Bou'a bunc'o huma's stuc'n 'pace look fo's ome plac call "eard" ( she motions air quotes around "eard").

* she stops and looks around absent mindedly for a sec, twiddling a leeku in her right hand. *

'Dwas...uhh...less dan goo', les jus say dat. Anyways, 'tis goo' do be bac'....Im doin' mah norma' roll, you'll prolly all...wha' da wor'....reg...regaaaahh....I can'd'member. Anyways...watc'd show! I don' wan' id cancel er someding, if radings 'o dow', I WILL GED' NAKID!

* she smirked at the camera for a second or two *

Ok. mabee nod, bud wach' da dam show!...and whad's dis 'boud'a ham sammich?

* She gets up, and forgets to turn the camera off. *

[Jenno]

The door opens to the camera room and from out of the hallway enters Maurice, the actor who plays Master Baumm. He is a man of about thirty, and he's rather thin compared to his character. He steps in front of the chair and sits down.

"Hey, there. I'm Maurice, and I play Jedi Master Meenu Baumm. Yeah.. I know, really? Make-up's a real B**** every single morning. But, hey, they don't want to do CG, they don't have to. Just wake me up at 3 a.m. to get into costume. Why not, right?

At least I have a pretty good part. When I first got it, I thought I'd be some kind of mock character, the librarian in the books. But ever since the Dantooine Special, I'm thinking I kinda like this whole 'Black Sheep Jedi' bit.

We just got back into airings... Damned writer's strike. THey're calling it Season one still... but we've got almost an entirely new cast... but they'll think of something, right? They always do.

I can't tell you how much I hate being behind the scenes here. They're always whining about some damn sandwich, and I can't for the life of me understand why every single actor decides that they're ALSO a writer, so they should get to have input on the script.

NO, we are not going to elect that friggan' Tusken to be the new Supreme Chancellor. It's just not going to happen. GET OVER IT!!!




........... whew. Yeah... but hey, My contract just got renewed, so they must not be done with me yet, right?


Maurice Out!"


Fade out.