The Dutch vs The English

[Dutch]

So, thought ya'll would get a kick out of this. So Swamps is probably one of the most fun people I know. This kid has a direct line to my funny bone, and when we get talking on Skype... hilarity tends to ensue. Wanted to share little snippets of our antics, give ya'll a laugh or two. I'll update this as more ensues. Please, enjoy our idiocy <3

[13/01/2013 17:08:34] Dutch: d00d i am sooo hungover it's not funny
[13/01/2013 17:08:35] Dutch: XD
[13/01/2013 17:08:55] Swampy: Well in my unspoilt innocence I have no idea what you're talking about. :3
[13/01/2013 17:09:22] Dutch: XD one day you will buddy, one day
[13/01/2013 17:10:07] Swampy: I don't know, I usually keep myself quite controlled. At the few parties I've been to.
[13/01/2013 17:10:19] Swampy: Although I'll take your word for it, O Jedi Master of hangovers.

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[13/01/2013 21:45:59] Dutch: fake it to make it son!
[13/01/2013 21:46:44] Swampy: That's on your Xbox thingy-majiggy! XD
[13/01/2013 21:47:17] Dutch: mhm! a bit of a motto for me
[13/01/2013 21:47:25] Dutch: since i never have the means, but always the ability to do ****
[13/01/2013 21:48:04] Swampy: Aha! It fits! Much like Cinderella's glass slipper but not as easy to pull off.
[13/01/2013 21:48:32] Dutch: ^

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[17/01/2013 20:19:17] Swampy: Oooh!
[17/01/2013 20:19:26] Dutch: oooh!
[17/01/2013 20:19:28] Swampy: I have something to tell you...! :3
[17/01/2013 20:19:36] Dutch: uh oh
[17/01/2013 20:19:45] Swampy: I'm pregnant.
[17/01/2013 20:19:51] Swampy: And you're the father.
[17/01/2013 20:19:58] Dutch: oh that's not surprising
[17/01/2013 20:20:31] Swampy: Well, you did...
[17/01/2013 20:20:35] Swampy: My nose! XD
[17/01/2013 20:20:39] Dutch:

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[3:44:53 PM] Swampy: This one is just odd. XD
[3:45:10 PM] SpazFae: yeah
[3:45:14 PM] Swampy: Creepy as well. XD
[3:45:15 PM] Dutch: sounds about right
[3:46:26 PM] Dutch: see what i did there
[3:46:26 PM] Swampy: I'm slowly realising that my kneejerk reaction for character ideas is to blurt them at you. XD
[3:46:30 PM] Swampy: I am so sorry.
[3:46:42 PM] Dutch: was ejaculate inspiration directly into his brain
[3:47:16 PM] Swampy: I'm going to frame that last sentence and take it out at Halloween to scare small children.

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[3:56:03 PM] Swampy: It just keeps coming!
[3:56:04 PM] Swampy: XD
[3:56:08 PM] Dutch: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID
[3:56:10 PM] Dutch: BAM
[3:56:21 PM] Swampy: How original and witty!
[3:56:28 PM] Dutch: thanks I thought so
[3:56:32 PM] Dutch: I thought of it like hours ago
[3:56:41 PM] Dutch: and wanted to use it shut the **** up you limey english git

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So that's round one, I'm sure he'll get his little English arse all in a bunch about this, but...

[Swamps]

I don't know who this English fellow is but isn't he charming! Rather dashing too, I'd bet.

[Dutch]

In one word, I'd say he's...

[Dutch]

[10:51:39 AM] Dutch: clearly
[10:51:43 AM] Swampy: CLEARLY.
[10:52:11 AM] Dutch: CLEARLY
[10:52:30 AM] Swampy: YLRAELC.
[10:52:47 AM] Dutch: YOU JUST BLASTED MY BRAIN LEGOS
[10:53:30 AM] Swampy: I BETTER AVOID STANDING ON THOSE BRAIN LEGOS.
[10:53:37 AM] Swampy: HEY, Dutch. WHAT COLOUR ARE BRAIN LEGOS?
[10:53:43 AM] Dutch: MULTICOLORED
[10:53:57 AM] Swampy: THE COLOUR OF IMAGINATION!
[10:54:06 AM] Dutch: THAT WAS TERRIBLE
[10:54:21 AM] Swampy: HEH-HEH-HEH-HEH-HEH...
[10:54:25 AM] Dutch: ...
[10:54:28 AM] Dutch: :3

[Dutch]

[2:13:31 PM] Swampy: Have you ever heard of English Ninjas?
[2:13:41 PM] Dutch: NO CAUSE THEY DON'T EXIST
[2:13:46 PM] Dutch: *smacks out of hands*
[2:13:49 PM] Swampy: YES THEY DO.
[2:14:31 PM] Dutch|: lemme guess
[2:14:35 PM] Dutch: long english explanation?
[2:14:51 PM] Dutch: yup, definitely
[2:14:58 PM] Dutch: wonder how many things i can say
[2:15:01 PM] Dutch: before you're done
[2:15:04 PM] Dutch: quite a few it seems
[2:15:07 PM] Swampy: THEY USE MONOCLE THROWING STARS AND HAVE A HQ IN THE TOWER OF LONDON AND THE LONDON EYE IS REALLY A BIG 'OL NINJA LASER AND THEY WEAR SPECIAL BLACK NINJA SUITS WITH SPECIAL BIG NINJA HATS WHICH HOLD AN INNUMERABLE AMOUNT OF TOOLS WITH WHICH TO OPERATE THEIR PURPOSE.
[2:15:09 PM] Swampy: DEATH!
[2:15:25 PM] Dutch: so called that
[2:15:26 PM] Swampy: That's their purpose by the way.
[2:15:33 PM] Swampy: I didn't just shout death for no reason.
[2:15:33 PM] Dutch: but what
[2:15:37 PM] Dutch: is their porpoise?
[2:15:49 PM] Swampy: He's called Terry and lives in the canteen.
[2:15:57 PM] Swampy: With Mumford the Manatee.
[2:15:57 PM] Dutch: and what kind of porpoise is he?
[2:16:07 PM] Swampy: The Ninja kind.
[2:16:16 PM] Dutch: so a pilot whale
[2:16:24 PM] Dutch: they're all black :3
[2:16:33 PM] Swampy: No, he's not black.
[2:16:41 PM] Swampy: He doesn't go out on Ninja missions silly.
[2:16:45 PM] Swampy: Terry is strictly intel.
[2:16:51 PM] Dutch: oh ok my bad
[2:16:56 PM] Swampy: He wears a little porpoise headset.
[2:17:08 PM] Dutch: and what is the purpose of the porpoise headset?
[2:17:26 PM] Swampy: Communication with Ninja operatives.
[2:17:32 PM] Swampy: And Skyping.

[Dutch]

[3:37:53 AM] Dutch: PIP PIP CHEERIO B*TCH
[3:38:23 AM] Swampy: Morning Dutch. XD
[3:38:31 AM] Swampy: I just snorted into my cereal because of you

Swamps

[Swamps]

There was milk on my keyboard and everything. XD Not cool!