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Post by Meira on Mar 2, 2019 16:12:20 GMT -5
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Summit Slips and Superlatives
Waddup Fashion Fiends?
It's ya girl, Yoovia, here with my crew of textile titans to bring you a special edition of The Walk. You know the drill. We run down all the dos and don'ts from the latest exhibitions of style to keep you on that razor's edge of fashion glory. This time, we dissect the outer layers of the galaxy's most powerful people at the Summit on Prazhi between the Republic and Sith Empire. All the top bitches from both governments are crowding into Solodon and its a veritable smorgasbord of cloth and bling. Let's start with the obvious, shall we?
Bow down bitches, because Empress Renata is IN. THE. HOUSE! The sole ruler of Sith Sass sashayed into the Summit in a blood red gown by renowned Imperial designer Niuccia Kawatoobo. This one-of-a-kind work of art can be described in three words: LINES LINES LINES. No one knows how to make that woman's collarbones the star quite like Kawatoobo! And those Kaasian diamonds? FAHGETTABOUTIT!
But let's not downplay the slow burn that is every warm-blooded (or cold-blooded, no hate) Republic citizen's not-so-secret crush: Supreme Chancellor Alder Vrieska! Never one to overdo it, the Supreme(ly hott) Chancellor was decked out in subtle but sexy suit by none other than Alderaanian Icon, Rohyt Phylo. Phylo has, of course, dressed the Chancellor on several occasions, include the recent Gala on Coruscant. He has an expert eye for color and symbolism, pairing the blues of the Chancellor's office with the dignified and neutral grey. And those cufflinks? Well, let's just say he is welcome to cuff me anytime. My safe word is Hubba Gourd.
"But Yoovia, this is a 'who wore it better' article. They didn't wear the same thing" <You, a whiner.
"Bitch, I'm getting to it." <Me, your Style Sherpa so shut up and listen.
We now come to the underlings at the table. On the Sith side, we've got three boys in boring black uniforms. Yawn and move on, children, not much to see here.
BUT!!!!
Who wore it better?
In true Jedi fashion (pun 100% intended) the three that posse-d up with the Chancellor did so on message, it seems. Sure, those Sith were in uniform, but they were each different because, Idunno, Sith are special snowflakes? We did say yawn and move on already, yeah? The Jedi have their whole robe thing going on, very zen, very minimalist, very cool. But WHO WORE IT BETTER?? Who maximized those warm earth tones and simple fabrics?
Grandmaster: Sick hoverchair
Master of the Order: Tasteful accessories
Battlemaster: Eyebrows ON POINT!
Vote now by commenting below!
It's ya girl, Yoovia, here with my crew of textile titans to bring you a special edition of The Walk. You know the drill. We run down all the dos and don'ts from the latest exhibitions of style to keep you on that razor's edge of fashion glory. This time, we dissect the outer layers of the galaxy's most powerful people at the Summit on Prazhi between the Republic and Sith Empire. All the top bitches from both governments are crowding into Solodon and its a veritable smorgasbord of cloth and bling. Let's start with the obvious, shall we?
Bow down bitches, because Empress Renata is IN. THE. HOUSE! The sole ruler of Sith Sass sashayed into the Summit in a blood red gown by renowned Imperial designer Niuccia Kawatoobo. This one-of-a-kind work of art can be described in three words: LINES LINES LINES. No one knows how to make that woman's collarbones the star quite like Kawatoobo! And those Kaasian diamonds? FAHGETTABOUTIT!
But let's not downplay the slow burn that is every warm-blooded (or cold-blooded, no hate) Republic citizen's not-so-secret crush: Supreme Chancellor Alder Vrieska! Never one to overdo it, the Supreme(ly hott) Chancellor was decked out in subtle but sexy suit by none other than Alderaanian Icon, Rohyt Phylo. Phylo has, of course, dressed the Chancellor on several occasions, include the recent Gala on Coruscant. He has an expert eye for color and symbolism, pairing the blues of the Chancellor's office with the dignified and neutral grey. And those cufflinks? Well, let's just say he is welcome to cuff me anytime. My safe word is Hubba Gourd.
"But Yoovia, this is a 'who wore it better' article. They didn't wear the same thing" <You, a whiner.
"Bitch, I'm getting to it." <Me, your Style Sherpa so shut up and listen.
We now come to the underlings at the table. On the Sith side, we've got three boys in boring black uniforms. Yawn and move on, children, not much to see here.
BUT!!!!
Who wore it better?
In true Jedi fashion (pun 100% intended) the three that posse-d up with the Chancellor did so on message, it seems. Sure, those Sith were in uniform, but they were each different because, Idunno, Sith are special snowflakes? We did say yawn and move on already, yeah? The Jedi have their whole robe thing going on, very zen, very minimalist, very cool. But WHO WORE IT BETTER?? Who maximized those warm earth tones and simple fabrics?
Grandmaster: Sick hoverchair
Master of the Order: Tasteful accessories
Battlemaster: Eyebrows ON POINT!
Vote now by commenting below!
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