Post by A®heim on Nov 18, 2008 19:08:18 GMT -5
THE DAILY PIRATE
Classified Ads
*something boring*
Goul looking for someone's brain to eat. No gungans!
*something unimportant*
Sith lord looking for evil minions. contact Jenno at 1-800-BAD-JEDI
*something made illegible by coffee stain*
V*AH! something finally worth looking at!*V
Merciless Feeorin death machine looking for privateering contract.
My name is Rah Boralis and my services can be at your disposal....for a price. Perhaps you've heard of me. Ever hear the captains tales of entire ships gashed in two by some mysterious raider? That was me! Rogue Jedi? Runaway taxowers? Noisy neighbors? I can take them all out quickly, efficiently, and I won't leave a trace back to ya! My price starts at 500,000 credits for a civilian hit rates may increase for more liable targets (additional charges for fuel and missile costs may apply if conflict ensues beyond informed level). Thank you for applying to Rah Privateering Service, where our modo is "no survivors!" (unless you want them alive in which additional charges may apply. Wanna do something about it? *draws vibro-blade*)
Rah Boralis
Rah Privateering Service
1-800-273-SHREDEM
*Other crap you don't read because you've put down the paper to dial RPS and get that special someone some shrapnel in the face*
Classified Ads
*something boring*
Goul looking for someone's brain to eat. No gungans!
*something unimportant*
Sith lord looking for evil minions. contact Jenno at 1-800-BAD-JEDI
*something made illegible by coffee stain*
V*AH! something finally worth looking at!*V
Merciless Feeorin death machine looking for privateering contract.
My name is Rah Boralis and my services can be at your disposal....for a price. Perhaps you've heard of me. Ever hear the captains tales of entire ships gashed in two by some mysterious raider? That was me! Rogue Jedi? Runaway taxowers? Noisy neighbors? I can take them all out quickly, efficiently, and I won't leave a trace back to ya! My price starts at 500,000 credits for a civilian hit rates may increase for more liable targets (additional charges for fuel and missile costs may apply if conflict ensues beyond informed level). Thank you for applying to Rah Privateering Service, where our modo is "no survivors!" (unless you want them alive in which additional charges may apply. Wanna do something about it? *draws vibro-blade*)
Rah Boralis
Rah Privateering Service
1-800-273-SHREDEM
*Other crap you don't read because you've put down the paper to dial RPS and get that special someone some shrapnel in the face*
