Monty Python

[Vipervertical]

I'm talking Flying Circus, best show ever. Anybody have a personal favorite sketch?

[sparrow]

My favorite sketch would probably be Funniest Joke in the World, although for some reason I also like the News for Parrots.

[Vipervertical]

I don't remember news for parrots, though I loved the funniest joke in the world.
My favorite is confuse-a-cat, although I have been known to sing the "Lumberjack song" ...in public.

EDIT: I've watched news for parrots. It made me laugh, but it wasn't my favorite.

[Croaky]

Ah, the old Monty.
I have to say, the deaad parrot sceth still gets me every time.

[<('.'<)-echofire-(>'.')>]

haha. dead parrot one is good. and my favorite is the spam one. hilarious.

[Mara]

Dead Parrot and probably Lumberjack Song.

[Vipervertical]

Oooo, I just remembered one of my favorites: "Good morning."
"Good morning."
"Oh dear, oh dear. Tell me, why do you say good morning, when it is clearly afternoon?"
"I-uh"
"Good afternoon."
"Uh-good evening?"
"Oh dear, oh dear." picks up bell, "Gooood niiight a ding-ding-ding, gooood niiight a ding-ding-ding" ringing bells "5-4-3-2-"
"BLEHLEBLEH!"
"Hmm. Oh my." presses button, "Come in here" people come in, "show them what you just did."
"BLEHLEBLEH!" the other people laugh
"Ah, you've given us quite the show."
"Did I get the job?"
"What? No, that position was filled months ago. Is that why you're here? Goodbye."
"What?"

[A®heim]

Well...that's not exactly how it went, but the only reason I know exactly how it goes is because that and "how to defend yourself from fresh fruit" are my favorite ones. (how does it go exactly you say? Watch it and find out you lazy hippies!)

[Jace]

I love all the skits, but the movies are still the ones that I rewatch all the time

Especially the Holy Grail and Life of Brian..

"I Fart in your general direction, your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberry"

[sparrow]

You're all different!
Yes, we ARE all different!
I'm not...
Sssssch!

[A®heim]

Those are my favorites too. I didn't care for meaning of life very much. Too much creep, not enough comedy.

"Its got...teeth! like....its can jump!...great....LOOK AT THE BONES!!!!!

[The Conman]

Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving
And revolving at nine hundred miles an hour,
That's orbiting at nineteen miles a second, so it's reckoned,
A sun that is the source of all our power.
The sun and you and me and all the stars that we can see
Are moving at a million miles a day
In an outer spiral arm, at forty thousand miles an hour,
Of the galaxy we call the 'Milky Way'.
Our galaxy itself contains a hundred billion stars.
It's a hundred thousand light years side to side.
It bulges in the middle, sixteen thousand light years thick,
But out by us, it's just three thousand light years wide.
We're thirty thousand light years from galactic central point.
We go 'round every two hundred million years,
And our galaxy is only one of millions of billions
In this amazing and expanding universe.

The universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding
In all of the directions it can whizz
As fast as it can go, at the speed of light, you know,
Twelve million miles a minute, and that's the fastest speed there is.
So remember, when you're feeling very small and insecure,
How amazingly unlikely is your birth,
And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space,
'Cause there's bugger all down here on Earth.

^^ Learn it. Use it. Use it often. Do it for the lulz.

[sparrow]

(( Can't say I liked Meaning of Life as much as the other two, but it had it's moments... ))


You see that? That's where I was born.

You know, one day, my-- my mother, she put me on her knee and she said to me, 'Gaston, my son, the world is a beautiful place. You must go into it and... love everyone, try to make everyone happy, and bring peace and contentment everywhere you go,' and so, I became a waiter.

Well, it's-- it's not much of a philosophy, I know,... but, well,... f**k you! I can live my own life in my own way if I want to. f**k off!

Don't come following me!