Every Hero Needs A Sidekick.

[Deceit *Drinker of Jawa-Juice*]

Alright, I, Deceit, am to be holding auditions for a sidekick. Not for any real rp reasons, but for kicks! And, because every real hero needs one. You'll be my Cbox back-up if we're both on, and we'll...Ummm...Make jokes? XP

So anyways, if anyone is interested, just answer the following questions, and I shall pick the best candidates.

If the candidates are really good, I just might decide to make a whole army.

Questions:

1. do you point at really obvious things and say, "Holy *Insert Generic thing here* *Insert Hero Name here*, do you see that?"

2. Are you completely fine with me taking the hot babe and you getting the Busty Tavern Wench only? ( This question applies for chicks too. )

3. Can you be trusted to do exactly what I say, every single time I ask?

4. Are you a sucker for the hot badguy-badgirl?

5. How many stupid jokes and meaningless quips do you have ready at all times?

6. How good is your comforting/advising skill when the hero needs it the most?

7. Would I care about you enough to get an extra boost of strength in order to save yo butt?

8. Do you have any cool gadgets?

9. What special skill-set do you have that nobody else does?

10. When is my birthday? ( Hint: October eighteenth. )

11. Quick, what is:

19384
x12488

Without using a calculator.

[Val - Warning:Contains Sarcasm]

1. do you point at really obvious things and say, "Holy *Insert Generic thing here* *Insert Hero Name here*, do you see that?"
Of course not, I'm a Satanist.

2. Are you completely fine with me taking the hot babe and you getting the Busty Tavern Wench only? ( This question applies for chicks too. )
Throw in a milk maid and you got yourself a deal.

3. Can you be trusted to do exactly what I say, every single time I ask?
No, I'm dominant.

4. Are you a sucker for the hot badguy-badgirl?
Chicks on fire. Can't get enough.

5. How many stupid jokes and meaningless quips do you have ready at all times?
I'm fully loaded and ready to blow at all times.

6. How good is your comforting/advising skill when the hero needs it the most?
They say laughter is the greatest medicine. I guess they won't mind if I laugh at them.

7. Would I care about you enough to get an extra boost of strength in order to save yo butt?
How am I supposed to know how you feel about my sexy curvaceous butt?

8. Do you have any cool gadgets?
I do keep my secret weapon stashed away in my pants.

9. What special skill-set do you have that nobody else does?
Super-learning and super-memory.

10. When is my birthday? ( Hint: October eighteenth. )
6th of the June, 666BC.

11. Quick, what is:

19384
x12488

A big number.

[Karl the Unfettered]

1. Nope

2. Depends on the babe/wench

3. Not if I risk losing my life or looking like an idiot

4. Ehh... not essentially

5. Three, maybe four

6. Decent

7. Nah, I can save my own butt

8. Chyeah! *flings open Badass Longcoat to reveal a stunning array of gadgets and doodaws* Crazy Prepared, that's me!

9.

-I am always Crazy Prepared
-I wear a Badass Longcoat and make it look gooood
-I don't need no sunglasses

10. 18 October

11. 242067392 (pen & paper ftw)

[Deceit *Drinker of Jawa-Juice*]

I...Well...Interesting...Umm...

I don't trust either of you. ;D

Sorry, but I ain't gonna take no supa rebel shiz-niz from my sidekick. LOL JK

I'll keep the thread open, give others a chance.