Cravin' Kaiven

[Bones]

Reader, be warned:
Welcome to the roller coaster that is my life.
Please, keep your hands and feet inside the carriage at all times, and please, do not feed the animals. Serious face-palming may ensue.

Ok. Yes, it's a Kaiven blog. Yes, I'm sure most of my ranting will be pointless. Yes, I am Australian, and that does mean I am currently sitting upside down.

Well, I'm gonna start with an apology. It's an apology to everyone on SWURP, so here goes: Okay, so I haven't been the most talkative person, I hardly spend any time in general chat or the chat box getting to know you all. I've been intent on trying to roleplay, and even that I'm hardly active with heaps of different people in.

So sorry, SWURP. But wait.... there's more. I think it's time I rectified the issue. So yes, SWURP, be afraid, be very afraid, you are about to have the wild animal that goes by the usernames Ben Cousins and Kaiven unleashed upon you.

Right.... About me....... Okay, well, if you don't know me, my name's Tim. I'm nineteen... or atleast I think I am. I was studying psych and pre-med, until I found out that I have a severe allergy (as in, my throat will swell shut) to antiseptics, which pretty much screws anybody that wants to do anything with health. So what am I doing now? Well, currently I'm working for Electronics Boutique as a salesman. I sell PS3's and X Box 360's for a living.... But I want out. I want to get into Car Sales or Real Estate, and that is taking up a majority of my life at the moment.

I'm big into sports. As in, real big. As in, my life pretty much revolves around sports. Australian Football (hence the username, Ben Cousins. If ya don't know him, google him. He pwns.), Cricket and..... Field Hockey, which is not a girl's sport. I love my sports so much, that I've been known to either brush off my friends completely the night before, or leave parties at 11pm because I have sport the next day. They usually forgive me the next night, as I do also enjoy a good drink, a night in the clubs or a good house party.

Okay. So onto life. Some of you know my cousin, Cienna. She usd to come here as the username, Leira. Anyways..... She was in a car accident last year, and cause I lived like, 30mins drive to her specialist, she was staying with me..... and I'm finally free of the burden of a painful, younger, female cousin that has nothing to do. Cienna has finally finished all of her string of operations, and almost looks the same as before her accident. Yay Cienna!

Life for me.... Currently with work being slow it leaves me with a lot of spare time. So I've decded that this hockey season, I am going to be in the best shape I have ever been in. So this is my current, day to day, lifesyle. 6am wake up - usually consists of grumbling, telling my housemate to run on her own, and eventually begrudgingly getting up and getting dressed. 6:10am - Out the door, starting a 10k run. Get hme about 6:50. My housemate then disappears to do who knows what for her Uni course. I proceed down the street to the local play ground, where I use the play equipment.... to help build muscle mass. 20 chin-ups on the monkey bars, followed by 60 sit ups and 40 push ups. For push-ups and sit-ups, I put my feet up onto a platform, which increases the intensity.

I then have my entire day of applying for jobs, wasting time, cleaning, coming on SWURP and feeding my facebook addiction. However, at around 4:30-5pm, depending on who's around, I'll go to the mighty Murray River and walk past where most people are swimming. As in, a couple of km's past. I jump in the water there, and let the current pull me along to where everyone else is swimming. It takes about 20minutes, and to us locals, it's called a float. Don't know why we do it, it's just awesome fun and relaxing.

Unfortunately that sometimes leads to this annoying redness named sunburn. It really does quite suck.

So...uh.... yeah, that's my life at the moment. Anything else you want to know, comment. I won't bite.

[Bones]

Ok. So it's 6:30 in the morning, I haven't gone to bed yet, and I'm currently watching Grand Admiral Bobert and Captain Casual kill each other in the chat box, and it made me think.... It's time for another blog entry!

Okay, soooooooo...... Lots of stuff has been happening in my life since my last post. Particuarly women trouble.... But that's boring, and lets not discuss that.

Okay, so, this time yesterday, I was woken up by one of my best mates and two of his friends who had been out at the pubs and needed a place to crash. Yeah, whatever, I'm used to it. I let them in, sent them to the lounge room and gave them some blankets and the couches. An hour later, I was back in the lounge room (right next to my bedroom) to tell one of the guys, in a very threatening tone, that he was going to go to sleep right then.... one way or another.

That progressed to a really really dull day..... until the evening that has just started. Part 1 - Shopping. Yes, one of my female housemates dragged me along to late night shopping. On this trip, we had a brain wave, and bought two packets of black hair dye, 1,000 sparklers, 6 deoderant cans and 5 cigarette lighters.... And skittles of course.

Okay. So I dyed my hair myself and kept some dignity.... Except I got it all over my skin. Pretty soon, we had fifteen people in our house laughing while I wandered around in a towel, trying to use nail polish remover to get hair dye out of my skin. But then we all waited.... and then another housemate got home. He thought it was pretty cool, having a heap of chicks pulling his shirt off.... until he saw me with the hairdye.

Long story short, the two males in my house both now have black hair.

Then we progressed to the MOAB. It's officially the biggest we've ever done. We put the powder from 1,000 sparklers, 6 deoderant cans and 4 lighters in one of my old protein shake containers, took it to the park up the road, and blew it up. Okay, so flames about 50 metres high.... in town... not always the best of things. Especially with the SPOC driving past. Yes, we do refer to the police as that dude out of star trek here. Anyways, it resulted in us legging it in different directions, and me wandering through the golf course at 2 am in the morning.

And yeah, that's pretty much all that's going on in my life at the moment. Exciting, huh?

'Til next time!

[Bones]

Ok. Been a long time since I posted anything up in here, so perhaps it's time I posted another blog entry!

Did you miss me?

I doubt it.

Kinda doubt anyone reads this, but I'll rant on anyway.

Okay.... so in my first post I said I wanted to get into car sales... Well.... I now work for Honda as a sales cadet. Yay. I actually sold my first car, a Honda Accord, on my first day of selling, and I've been selling two cars a day on average, which has the boss and the sales manager very, very happy with the way that I am progressing.

It also means a big pay cheque at the end of the week

Field hockey season is also going strongly for the start of my season. I'm playing in the 3rd highest competition in the state, and i could probably play in a higher competition, except I'm in the highest team my club has. I'm currently sitting on four goals from five games, which has me at sixth on the top goal scorers table.

Umm.... not much else is going on with me at the moment..... So I'll do something different.... If anyone does read this, and wants to chuck up suggestions for me to talk about, or questions, send me a PM. I promise that unless it's negative or detrimental to me, I'll talk about it or answer it!

Ciao!